Colorado’s Musings

Barrack Messiah Obama opened his mouth and stuck his idiotic foot in right up to his skinny knee while trying to explain why he threw his grandmother under the rear wheels of a greyhound bus, “She is a typical white person…” Hmmm, I thought about this and tried to see it from this typical bi-racial fascist racist disguised as a typical black person’s point of view. I believe I have succeeded.

I took a look at several typical white people and found the following traits in common. All of the following, Bill Clinton, Pope Benedict, Vladimir Putin, Cyndi Lauper, Rush Limbaugh, Hulk Hogan, Margaret Thatcher, Ann Coulter and Hillary Clinton, are all alive and breathing. Further, each and every one of them has managed to get their name in the newspapers over time as well as on T.V. Each and every one of them has had people agree with them and disagree with them. As far as I can tell each one was once a young child who grew up to become an older person.

They all believed in something, they all ate food and except for Hulk Hogan, they all wore clothing in their office, well possibility Bill Clinton removed his from time to time in his office too, but generally these typical white people are similar. I also found through hard investigative work that each harbors a fear of crime though Vladimir and Hillary do there utmost to ensure the crime is directed against other typical white people.

As I dug up fascinating other similarity of these typical white people, I wondered about black people and lo and behold, found the same thing when comparing these typical black people, Jessie Jackson, Colin Powell, Condoleezza Rice, Robert Mugabe, Alan Keyes, Kofi Annan, and Bill Clinton, our first black president.

This shocking revelation made me shutter, could this be more wide spread than even I thought. I looked at typical Italians, typical Jews, typical terrorists, typical homosexuals, and even typical dogs. Guess what, they all fit the exact same profile.

So in short, Barrack Messiah Obama was correct, not only do typical white people fear crime, but typical humans and animals too. What a seer, what a prophet, what an arse.